Have you tried to sell your business, but nobody wants to buy it?

The brutal truth: most businesses aren’t businesses — they’re jobs with overhead. That’s why when you try to sell, all you get is silence or insults.

At Retire Today, we take over businesses exactly like yours — fast — so you can walk away and finally retire.

Why Your Business Hasn’t Sold (Yet)

Buyers don’t want to buy work — they want assets. Here’s what they really want:

• Predictable, transferable profits. Not “I work 60 hours and cross my fingers.”
• A team and systems in place. Not “It all collapses if I’m not there.”
• Room to grow. Not “flatlined for the last 3 years.”
• Clean accounts. Not “here’s a spreadsheet my nephew did.”

If you can’t show this, buyers won’t bite — or they’ll offer you peanuts.

That’s where we come in.

How It Works

• Free Sellability Audit: We tell you what your business is worth today.
• Offer: We make you a straightforward offer — no middlemen, no games.
• Transition: We take over operations, your team, your customers — all of it.
• Exit: You walk away to freedom — no stress, no strings attached.

FAQ

Q: How soon can I leave?
A: Retire today.

Q: Will you keep my team?
A: In most cases, yes. We look to keep good staff in place.

Q: How do you value my business?
A: Based on profits, systems, and growth potential — we’re fair, fast, and transparent.

Q: What if my business needs work?
A: Good — that’s our speciality. We’re not scared of messy businesses.